What I’Ve Learned From Dating Every Zodiac Sign

I learned from dating every zodiac sign

My mother was a fan of all things woowoo and got me in for a chart reading

The 90minute session was a window into my troubled teenage psyche

Everything about me was written in the stars

I learned that astrology might help me navigate my romantic life a few years after i first met linda

The book was a selfhelp handbook for lovelorn astrology nerds

You dont have to read all the way through boo k to figure out that linda lived on a strange planet